A woman walks up to a little old

man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing

how happy you look,"she says.

"What's your secretfor a long,happy life?”

"I smoke three packs a day,drink a

case of whiskey a week,

eat fatty foods and never exercise."

“Wow,that's amazing,"says the woman.

"How old are you?”

"Twenty-six."

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇晃的小老头。

“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”

那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”

“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，

吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”

“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿?”

“二十六。